cleanse

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by hi5 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2014 12:55:50

3 nuns meet St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"now, has any part of your body come into contact with a penis?" He asks. The first nun raises her pinky finger.
"You must cleanse yourself before entering." He says handing her a bucket of water. While this is taking place the two remaining nuns are beating the heck out of each other.
"What is the meaning of this!" St. Peter asks.
"We're fighting over who cleanses herself next." one of them replies.
"And why dos it matter?" St. Peter asks confused. The nun replies,
"Because I'm not gonna wash my mouth after she washes her ass in that thing!"

Post 2 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2014 14:11:54

Hahaha an oldie but a goodie.

Post 3 by Dolce Eleganza (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2014 14:26:02

Lmfaooo! haha :D

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2014 18:21:35

ha!